Safety Rant with Bubbie Lim

Hey everyone! Hosay bo? I am Bubbie Lim and I am a paikia, little-bit big boy! My daddy and mommy like to call me Bubbie. Obviously, this is not my name lah.

Today, I want to talk about safety! You know hor, the other day, I almost eat concrete and smash my cute face onto the floor. It was because my dumbo Papa Lim wanted to catch the bus that brings me to school.

You know that he is not very young and so skinny but he want to carry my chubby bubbie ass and chase after the bus??? I was like, “OHHHH MYYYY GAWDDDD!!!” I scream at my Papa Lim and tell him that he run so slow also no use cos he cannot catch the bus. But he kept on insisting that he can do!

There was nothing I could do to stop him. I tell u, my Papa Lim is one weird Papa, always doing random stuff like this. So I clutched my breakfast tightly with my chubby fingers and continued screaming at the top of my lungs, praying that he will not drop me.

I swear, I must have peepee-ed onto my diaper during the short ordeal. So scary lah! Thankfully, not only did my Papa Lim not faceplant the both of us onto the ground, he managed to turbo himself to the bus bay before the bus arrived! Not bad for an old man with chicken legs!

Anyway the point is to tell everyone not to be as silly as my Papa Lim. Not everyone like to turbo like him. If he tries it again, I will smack the ding dongs out of him! ?